• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
    2·
    10 months ago

    Stop setting unrealistic expectations for sausage rolls! These are also beautiful, and their feelings are valid! Not all sausage rolls are taut and perky and you should acknowledge that!

    /s obviously, but this is the interwebs

  • TheFriar@lemm.eeEnglish
    1·
    10 months ago

    The fuck even went wrong with them?! This has to be intentional. Meat doesn’t stretch when it gets cooked

      • TheFriar@lemm.eeEnglish
        2·
        10 months ago

        You’re right, I guess I can only say that when I put my penis in the oven at 350 for 20 min, it doesn’t grow. In fact, it gets smaller and very red and tender