Thomas downgraded to number 9 lol.
Also, no way he could pull that many cars.
What you don’t see are Percy and friends working as Distributed Power
It’s OK, he’ll just stop every few miles and block traffic for a few hours.
Wrong number of wheels too.
Someone’s obviously never heard of the little engine that could
i think i can… i think i can… i think i can…
i fucking knew i could.
That doesn’t look like America. Not enough roads and car parks.
Plus Thomas doesn’t have random ghetto looking tattoos spray painted all over him
Yeah, because Europe is completely spotless of graffiti! Berlin, Paris, London… Squeaky clean walls and trains.
What do you think the buildings are connected by…?
I was thinking there’s a surprising lack of billboards and ads.
Inspired by the latest episode of Last Week Tonight?
I mean… It fits like a glove
Or like a train. In a tunnel. Forever.
Thomas the bomb train
Akira vibes
Doesn’t look very American, it’s still on the tracks and not derailed.
Blaine?
He’s more tank engine than he’s ever been
Nice dystopia.