Rust: you are transgender
ASM: you are a nerd
Python: You are a high school student
Java: Your brain is so big you can accomplish anything.
PHP: You could likely do it all in JavaScript
HTML + CSS: You don’t know programming but still want to look cool. If you need JavaScript you can ask ChatGPT.
Brainfuck: you like to brag
Python one is so fucking real as a high school student but I also know JavaScript and bash
What does it say about a person like me who reads all these damn memes even though I don’t know jack shit about programming?
You’re a geek.
When I saw this reply in my inbox I honestly had no idea which of my posts it was going to be related to because it could probably apply to most of them.
I’m like that because:
- I need a hobby
- weird history with programming, but never actually liked any programming language enough to have a real project.
- now I found a niche language* that I like but so far it’s just not where I want get started (one example, still no bindings for Godot 4)
- Ray almost tricked me into making a framework for a framework but I saw right through that
- personal issues
*=Nim
Anyone who says Matlab is their favorite programming language is very misguided
“You are an engineer and a nerd”
We call them “enginerds”, thank you very much.
What language is that one?
My relationship with JavaScript is more like an abusive relationship that I can’t escape from because it pays all the bills.
You just described my life. JS is hell.
You guys are using typescript right? … right?
It’s worth going hungry in the dark. Lawyer up and hit the gym. JS doesn’t deserve you.
And a Python developer is born!
Source: I moved on from an abusive relationship with JavaScript to a healthy not-at-all-controlling equal partner relationship with Python. And four spaces makes perfect sense, once I really considered Python’s point of view…
You don’t have to go from crazy to slightly less crazy. You could try living that lean compiled life.
We can go leaner. Why use a compiler when an assembler is all you need?
Good point. Why stop there?
These days that’s still python
Strong types are really just healthy, clearly defined boundaries
Try typescript
What You’re acc to your fav language
Parse error in
/usr/lib/dict/en_all.h
I am not a nerd, I am actually a gigachad. Selfie
This interface is bloated
How did you take a selfie with your feet? Impressive.
What your favorite programming language says about you:
JavaScript: Error: “You” is undefined
No kotlin eh?
I can help with that one
“You are a nerd”
Im not an engineer
Why are we all accumulators?
Elixir: Look of superiority
Omg, it’s scary how accurate this is!
I am a nerd!If you recognize them all, you’re a double nerd
Ah yes, React - my favorite programming language
Second only to the unsung hero that didn’t make it to the image, CSS