Purple line should be inverted. I’m buried in my phone the moment a sex scene comes on while watching a movie with anyone else
That is also my strategy lol
Watching any movie with my mother involves me pretty much repeating the same 3 phrases over and over again:
I don’t know who that is, they haven’t said yet
I don’t know why they killed that guy, I’m watching the same movie you are mom I don’t have any more information than you do
Why don’t I just pause the movie while you go to the kitchen? It’s really not a problem
Invariably the movie must not be paused for some reason and this causes the whole cycle to repeat again
Why is 20% of your movie a sex scene? Pick a sexless movie you fools!
Name one.
Paddington 2
This guy hasn’t seen the director’s cut!
A good movie please.
The Paddington movies are really good though
Pan’s Labyrinth
Still way too hot.
Zaddy
Paddington 2 is a masterpiece wtf
A recently discovered 80-year-old negative review of Citizen Kane has knocked the Orson Welles’s classic down from 100% to 99% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Get rekt Welles
Well I don’t hate it but I don’t like it either.
Delete this comment before Nicolas Cage sees it.
Oh no, I’m fucked!
Unless you’re watching the Director’s Cut.
Really? Huh, I must’ve downloaded the wrong one.
Please tell me the x-axis is supposed to be labeled “sex scene”
It’s the amount of sex scenes.
