Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table
My leg hurt and it’s got a hella bruise going now
Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table
My leg hurt and it’s got a hella bruise going now
This was circa 2003 when I was a 5 or 6 yo gremlin.
I was jumping on my aunt’s couch like a maniac, slipped and hit my forehead on a glass table’s corner; full-speed.
The table shattered, my cranium shattered and the only thing I remember is that, on the way to the hospital, the city was cold as hell.
And now I look like a penis :)
Well, I suppose if anyone ever calls you a dickhead, you can say they’re technically correct… lol