I asked my guide what their qualifications for being a guide were and they ignored me. Then they wanted me to subscribe to I don’t know what and they’re not telling me what. The only answer I got was “//starrekgameblogger1075634829” (yes, “starrek”, [sic]) and now my guide is pretending to not know what that means.

I’m from the 21st century, we’re cynical about technology.

Edit: oooh and now I got a random popup asking me for money.