i’ll miss banging you two
A real world one: So, where I live, we speak Dutch (well, Flemish, but who cares). A beer (pint) and a kid (kind) are really close to each other in our language.
The best man in his speech - roughly translated: “take (rape) another kid” (neem nog een kind). He ment to say “take another beer” (neem nog een pint), but the nerves got the best of him.
Was a funny moment :)
From the show “You’re the worst” and directed at the bride, something along the lines of: “we have not yet slept together for the last time”
I tried him, great choice
I tried him, bad choice.
Hey! My Ex! Great choice
Killing your ex paid off
You don’t need childporn anymore!
Jesus Christ
RedditLemmyWell that’s enough r- wait I managed to get off Reddit, I guess that’s enough Internet then for today.
The meteor strikes in 5
4
3
3
Um 7
“you’re that guy from the porno!” (That was definitely 5 words don’t check)
That’s a convincing sex change.
The bride gives good head.
You are not the father!
I slept with your wife/husband.
It was nice knowing you.
They share the same grandmother
When I was getting married an aunt decided she’d give us a family tree thing as a gift. She did some geological research, turns out we were third cousins…so that was fun.
The marriage didn’t work out buy only cause she cheated on me with a relative of mine…which would also be a relative of hers? Yes we are from a small town, how’d you know?
