Wrong answers only. The stranger the better!
Word got out about the amazing and intuitive UI, and the ease with which you can find and subscribe to your interests. Personally, I’m never going back to AOL.
I can’t tell if this is a serious question or not, but it’s pretty complicated to fully explain. The short of the long of it is that now that MySpace has started to use retina verification for their 2FA, people are upset that it’s an invasion of privacy due to the reflective nature of human ball eyes. Since Lemmy only requires a password for mod accounts, it’s an easier platform for people to use to share embedded auto play music and glittery gifs. I don’t think it’ll last though, word on the street is that Digg is going to be removing all authentication methods soon, so I expect a majority of the userbase will move there
When Lemmy Kravitz said “it’s Lemmy Time” and Lemmied all over those guys.
Aliens
Motörhead reunited and is doing a reunion tour. Fans are confusing Lemmy with Lemmy.
Free sandwiches when you join
Free? All I was sent was a coupon for a bag of chips with a sandwich purchase…
They only gave me a gumball, where can I speak to the manager?
A new algorithm was entered into our mainframe to help persuade us all to join a new website. In the control universe, life is going on as normal.
Instinctive migration.
Ah yes, the great seasonal migration of the Redditors. At Lemmy they graze during the summer months, only to return to their breeding grounds on Reddit during the winter.
It’s because of the beautiful Pig Latin translation - Emmylay. That’s brought in a few thousand on its own.
Actually I discovered that it’s the illuminati activating a temporal imbalance, causing the same 72 hours to repeat itself until
elon is going to buy lemmy
Turns out Reddit was the training program for the Matrix this whole time. Welcome to Zion!
haven’t you heard? there’s a virus called COVID that’s causing lockdowns.
That’s a hoax. It is fake news.
Cordyceps outbreak
The Mandela Effect
