• PlanetOfOrd@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Exactly.

    “I’m ready to start Monday. Just need to restart my health insurance with–”

    “Oh, we already chose that for you.”

    “Um…okay…well, at least I can go back to my gym on Tues–”

    “No worries, through our wellness plan we’ve already selected a gym for you. We even pre-signed you up to a spin class.”

    “I’m more of a bench-press person any–”

    “We’ve started your retirement account, too.”

    “Um…thanks?”