[Alt-text]: Before and after photos of a banh mi sandwich. Text: How to fix a banh mi sandwich in two steps. Step one, open sandwich. Step two, remove cilantro.

  • InsurgentRat@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    Some freaks have a mutation while allows us to unlock a secret additional flavour that you regs just can’t taste. That’s what the post references.

    Unfortunately that flavour is pretty much analogous to hand soap.

    So it tastes nice, and also like soap. Generally soap is considered a food ruining condiment.

    Also ruined are things like Thai Basil. Seriously I would cut off my left pinky to not have this wretched sense.