It feels like the universe wants to eat them before I can, sometimes…

    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Seconded. Massage it with 2% salt until it cries so hard it admits to murder, then pack it all in a big jar and weigh it down with a baggy of brine. It will last until you eat it all.