They always pick the moment you got a mouthful of food so you can’t talk shit
I’ve served food and it turns out it’s literally impossible to find a time when the table doesn’t have a mouthful, and actually make it to the table before one happens.
If you are by yourself sure, but 2+, can’t be done. Mostly because of conversation - one talks the other eats, then swap. I’ve tried many many times (when slow) because it bugs the shit out of me when it happens to me… which is always.
You’re in the building to eat food. Of course your mouth is full
You know you can take a couple seconds to stop shoving food in your mouth right?
Colloquially known as “eating”
They’re checking if you got everything and if you need anything else. They don’t care if you like it
Hot mf
3 mins or 3 bites was the standard where I worked if anyone’s ever curious
