She broke up with me abruptly because I just wasn’t a boyfriend like Edward was to Bella and then 6months later she asks me out again and then 6 months from then she breaks up with me because I told her “I love you” and according to her, that meant “I want to have sex with you very soon” so she broke up with me again.
High school, man.
I can’t believe this is real
Raging hormones and unrealistic, unspoken, expectations can do wild things
The things some people think are relevant or important in relationships are weird.
She was learning to play the guitar but wasn’t very good at it. I also started learnig so we could play together. I was starting to get decent, learned a song and decided to play it to her.
Halfway through the song she freaked out and shouted that if I ever play in front of her again she’ll break up with me.
How old were y’all when this happened?
We were very young, she was 16 and I was 18.
I’d be amazed and so happy if my hubby did my hobbies better than me
Got addicted to Farmville. Should have known right then that it wasn’t going to work.
Ahahahaha biggest 🚩
Forgot we were dating when she was the one who started the relationship.
Pray for forgiveness every time we had sex
ooh boy
Yep it’s about as fun as it sounds
I could see that getting kinky if played right, tho I imagine anyone that seriously prays for forgiveness after sex is probably not into getting kinky.
Yeah this person was absolutely not kinky
So did you forgive her, or what?
We were getting ready to have sex. I saw that one of our blanket had a brown stain on it, and she said she had wiped her hands on it after eating chocolate. We had sex. Months later, she admitted that she actually wiped her ass with the blanket to make sure she didn’t have shit on her asshole. She was nasty af, but we ended up breaking up for another reason. She was a deranged narcissist. I’m not saying this as a layperson that watched YouTube videos to get over the relationship. I actually went to a therapist that is a nationally renowned specialist on narcissistic relationships.
But what why
She was a deranged narcissist pretty much sums it all up, but I can elaborate if you’re interested.
Yes pls. I’m very interested.
Don’t we all wipe our ass with our blankets?
She followed me into the men’s washroom and made out with me after I just puked then sucked my dick. We dated for 2 years after that.
She’s a keeper!
She was very much into “crafts” but the weird kind. I’m not talking knitting, I’m saying she had a baby dolls head hanging from the ceiling for “art” reasons. She went to a west Canadian beach (i.e. Lots of rocks), came back with a bunch of dead crabs and wanted to create a little crab model out of their corpses
Not the weirdest thing ever, but it was definitely odd to bring dead animals halfway across the continent with the intent to do amateur taxidermy
Called me a “trashy hood rat” for having a memorial tattoo for a friend/FWB that was murdered years before I met them.
I had an ex that wanted to take a break for a bit because they wanted to “give me up” for Lent. They said I was the most important thing to them at the time, so it was kind of sweet and romantic…but definitely strange as well.
Should have told them Jesus was more important therefore they should give up lent for 40 days.
Sounds like she wanted to taste test some other options?
I can see why you would think that, but that wasn’t the case. It was genuinely about giving up something meaningful for Lent, strange as it was.
Goes to bed in socks. I’ve come around to it and understand it’s a preference but my lord when they first told me it was the wildest thing
