Someone REALLY need to stop that toddler.
We need the good toddlers with guns.
There should be a law to prevent the sale to toddlers if they don’t pass a mental health test.
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED
So the toddler is part of a militia?
Infant-ry
Take my updoot and get the hell out of here
Edit: side note: the two actually have the same etymological root, the Latin infans meaning “infant”. It were the Spanish that somehow turned infante (originally just “youth”) into “foot soldier”
Also, fun fact, infans comes from in- (negative prefix) + fari (to speak); “one that does not speak”.
Mat 26:52: “Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword.”
I don’t think people understood the joke…
Or they don’t like the anti weapon message, we’ll never know
I HATE people named MATTHEW >:C
In that case I have good news for you: the Gospel of Matthew is not really written by an author called Matthew. It’s by an anonymous author and much later attributed to a guy called Matthew.
Sure, there is a chance that the anonymous author was also called Matthew but I think it’s small enough for you and all the other Matthew-phobes who downvoted my comment to undo your misdeeds and seek redemption.
