can’t just beep to alert nearby people, they need access to that 𝓊𝓈𝑒𝓇 𝒹𝒶𝓉𝒶
It does do that, too. It’ll only send notifications to your phone if you have it added on SmartThings
insert sparkle here
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cause a motor is more expensive than a sensor.
NOW STOP RESISTING AND DO WHAT THE DEVICE SAYS OR HE CALLS THE VACUUM THAT WILL WIP YA ASS.
This is a problem of the fridge manufacturer’s making.
They chose shitty double doors, then they put in features to blame us for “misusing” them. Single door fridges never had this problem (we all know the slamming sound of a single monolithic fridge door flung too wide, with the rattling of your bottles of soy sauce, and jam jars, ketchup bottles, and the lemon juice you haven’t used in 3 months).
This was weirdly nostalgic. And I have a single door fridge
Why are you putting soy sauce in your fridge
Because that’s how my mother stored it
Fair enough
Retrofuturism: Clever houses would do everything for you, just get back and relax. Your personal assistant would get you whiskey with ice and put some jazzy vinyl for a good evening.
Actual future: You did what to me stupid human? BTW, there are 99+ notifications from our furniture and our partners. Oh, and your toilet paper subscription is due tommorow, don’t think you’d get away with unscrewing the lock this time, I’d watch the shit of you!
just put a fucking spring on the fucking door (like a weak one)
My fridge is ever so slightly tilted. I can throw the door open, grab all I need, and it will close after me just on time.
Life is good.
