I’m guessing a crap load of ‘cheese’ with some specks of something that could have once been called Ham. Maybe some egg product mixed in.

You’re guessing wrong.

It’s usually loaded with bacon, sausage, veggies or some combination of those. And not “egg product,” just scrambled eggs. It’s breakfast on a flatbread. I’m not sure why that’s so hard to comprehend for so many people.