My wife does this all the time, and if I don’t check before I spritz I get an unexpected ball splash.

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  • DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca
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    7 months ago

    There is no valid reason for the toilet seat to ever be up when you enter the bathroom.

    You close the lid before you flush, that’s why it exists.

    edit: added “valid”

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          7 months ago

          Flushing isn’t exactly silent, though? The toilet getting clogged should make a very noticeably different sound.

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            7 months ago

            This might be different in mostly wooden homes like in the US, but here with stone homes the majority of the noise of flushing comes from the actual water rushing into the bowl plus the tank beginning to refill. The actual drainage causes virtually no noise.

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    7 months ago

    One thing I’ve always wondered about bidets: where do you add the soap? If there’s no such thing, then what makes bidets any better than using toilet paper? What’s next, washing your hands without soap?

    Personally I rather just risk plumbing issues with butt wipes. And for those particularly nasty shits, I can always hop in the shower and do a quick detail on my asshole with the showerhead and some body wash.