Every time someone posts this, I get stuck in the soul>no>liar> loop.
Side note, being called a liar by a meme on the Internet pisses me off an irrational amount.
There is no evidence for souls so you can’t prove I have one.
Evidence of souls is called shoes.
What you’re thinking of are soles. Souls are shallow places in bodies of water.
No, what you’re thinking of are shoals. Souls are flatfish within the family Soleidae.
No those are true soles, you’re thinking of the leaders of the followers of the absolute in Baldur’s Gate 3.
Are you, perchance, a ginger ?
Much worse. An atheist.
[while holding a pen in one hand and a heavy looking book on the other ]
Sorry, only gingers can be members of hell’s very chic ‘No Soul’ club. You can try your luck at the reincarnation roulette. Next, please.
Capitalism 😍💕🦈💕
Brought to you by IKEA™
What if I don’t have a soul?
Liar
I sold it for a laptop
Sell laptop, buy 🦈.
No
Do you have functioning organs?
Yes, but I don’t wanna sell them.
[not for 🦈] >>> Blasphemy! >>> Buy 🦈
Who will buy my soul
If you’re from the US, I can give you six dollars (that’s all the American money I have)
I own like 5 different shark plushies. No two are the same brand. I haven’t actually bought any in several years – they just keep appearing in my bedroom and I have no idea how they get there.
Being cisgender myself, and knowing what I know about the Blåhaj’s status as an icon of the trans community, sometimes I wonder if the universe is trying to tell me something.
Where link buy
I’m not OP so I can’t be completely sure what thing that is but as a Swede I can recommend Ikea’s blåhaj
(Also could you please explain the whole blåhaj thing, I’m confused)
I can’t be completely sure what thing that is
That is the blåhaj. Note the instance OP is posting from.
For some reason it became a mascot of sorts for the trans community
Because it has the same colors as the trans flag
Thanks!
Buy 🦈
I don’t get this. It’s a shitty plush made by a company founded by a literal Nazi.
Jesus christ, always gotta be one person with a completely insane and unhinged comment huh, couldn’t just hold it in if you don’t understand?
Bro wtf the is “insane and unhinged” about not wanting to be an unpaid stooge for a corporation, especially one with Nazi roots? Nah, complacency and corporate worship (even if said worship is tongue-in-cheek; the impact is the same) are the unhinged position here.
Who cares what happened in the 1940s with regards to a Swedish furniture manufacturer? No one could seriously suggest the company still holds any remotely similar views, especially considering they now sell pride themed furniture. What are you suggesting IKEA should do about that history? Go back and have been founded by somebody else?
That’s really not an accurate representation. Here’s a short article that goes into this: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-14661582
They’re also heavily implicated in the illegal logging trade in eastern Europe: https://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/ikea-likely-sold-furniture-linked-illegal-logging-forests-crucial-earth-n1273745
Fundamentally I have a problem with oppressed people licking the boots of oppressors. And what that means partially is using consumerism as “representation” (that in this case directly benefits a billionaire family with direct and deep Nazi ties) is not super cool with me. Do you know the term pink washing? It refers to a thinly-veiled attempt to get financial support of queers without any meaningful support to queers. Lots of corporations have pride floats – it’s great, low-cost marketing.
Like whatever. Consume to your heart’s content. But I think it’s pretty embarrassing to have this prepackaged garbage as the best we can do for a modern icon, especially considering the source. You do you, but I’m just saying this shit is dumb.
99% of my complaint has to do with IKEA being a multinational conglomerate, 1% of my complaint has to do with their Nazi-history.
It’s practically beside the point, it’s just fun to pile on.
its a toy shark, calm down
Fr, could we maybe rally around an icon that wasn’t literally from a Nazi-founded corporation?
How about instead of telling people to buy this bullshit, we encourage people to knit or crochet or whatever their own non-corporate version and encourage endorsement of that instead?
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