It always wants to ride up the sides of my bed because elastic never wants to hold it in place. When I wash and dry my sheets it inevitably spirals up in the washer and dryer so it never washes or dries properly. Then it’s a pain in the ass to try and fold neatly.
I feel like I’m failing adulthood after being bested by a bedsheet.
I don’t. I have a comfortable bed cover that I never remove for sleeping and put my sleeping blankets on top. No fiddling with any damn sheets unless it’s laundry day and my bed always looks like it’s made if I fold the top blankets aside.