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minus-squareEdibleFriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up91·6 months agoToday HP, if they could find a profit in it, would shoot both those dogs in front of orphans.
minus-squareSuperDuper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·6 months agoThen they would shoot the orphans even if there was no profit involved.
minus-squareTxzK@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up27·6 months agoProbably not tho but only cause bullets cost money
minus-squareAganim@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·6 months agoJust don’t give them any ideas, before you know it they’ll start selling bullets for a monthly fee: ‘HP Insta Kill’.
minus-squareGeneralVincent@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-26 months agoThe gun they sell to you at a slight loss, but you can only use their bullets Edit: I prefer their competitors Smith & Epson or Sig Brother. Some people just like having a hand Canon though.
minus-squareBeryl@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 months agoYeah but it’s either that or the c-suits have to buy slightly smaller yachts
minus-squaregravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoAnd then they’d try to work orphan-spectated-doge-murdering-as-a-service into their global business model.
Today HP, if they could find a profit in it, would shoot both those dogs in front of orphans.
Then they would shoot the orphans even if there was no profit involved.
Probably not tho but only cause bullets cost money
Just don’t give them any ideas, before you know it they’ll start selling bullets for a monthly fee: ‘HP Insta Kill’.
The gun they sell to you at a slight loss, but you can only use their bullets
Edit: I prefer their competitors Smith & Epson or Sig Brother. Some people just like having a hand Canon though.
Yeah but it’s either that or the c-suits have to buy slightly smaller yachts
And then they’d try to work orphan-spectated-doge-murdering-as-a-service into their global business model.