How should I know that you’re supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.
Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?
Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.
Timeless
I would think it’s fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.
This thread gets crazier the deeper I read. And depth is the crux of this meme.
Don’t put this in your butt, it’s just a corkscrew poop extractor. Worst drunk Amazon purchase ever.
Some people have issues getting the poop out. They should market it as a medical device.
"Liquid enemas too gentle? Try a solid enema!”
It works better if it’s glass (not acrylic) and properly lubed.
I feel certain fear of glass. I have been on the internet too long
game idea: platformer but the different power-ups r all dildos with interesting designs :3 and of course the controller is a dildo too
Dildos give you active abilities and butt plugs passive.
