Juggalopolis.

Because it’s not made in the East, but the West. It’s just a regular cartoon with the intended audience of children.

Swap Uncle Tom for Uncle Ruckus from Boondocks and it would be more accurate.

We had a name before the pandemic… It’s “introvert.”

They probably continue to fuck them until they are too rotten.

Oh, you meant the other kind of zoo. My bad.

“I’m afraid Young Frankenstein has grown up. All that’s available is Old Frankenstein.”

I think email is basically a joke these days. It’s 99.9% spam. Almost everything I actually want in there are automated account confirmations, which don’t have to even come via email. Even in the few professional situations I’ve had a work email, it was almost never used.

Like, I feel the same way about email now that we all felt about snail mail with the invention of email.

He just loves the little butt-headed dudes with big ears. Wishes he could be just like them.

I just use my pillow or maybe a folded towel if I have to get on my knees for an extended period.

Yeah; that’s generally what those Kuerig things make. Individually packaged cups of instant coffee. All the machine does is heat up water to mix with the instant mix in the pod.

Me, a Slackware user: eating raw coffee beans by themselves

You can only serve 2 terms. Period. Doesn’t matter if there is a gap between the terms. He served one. This is his last time, unless he does exactly what he plans to and eliminates elections to become SUPREME OVERLORD OF AMERICA.

Arc? Or Ark?

I got chicken tendies.

It depends on what I’m hitting it with.

I could definitely hit one with a truck harder than with a golf club.

I woke up this morning thinking that maybe aliens know of us and even pass through sometimes, but they don’t stop and say hello for ethical reasons.

Like maybe there is a prime directive they follow. Or perhaps they are cautious about germs; they could carry shit that could destroy us or vice versa without intending to so contact is always limited to simply observing.

Or maybe they just don’t think we’re interesting enough.

The best way to get rid of a fear is to face it.

Try cooking something simple like pancakes. Really, just following the directions of a recipe should make cooking anything pretty simple, if not time consuming the more complicated it gets. Even the most lavish of foods aren’t exactly difficult. They just take patience and time.

I think it depends on the method for the loop, and how time itself plays into the plot.

Like, I wouldn’t say Groundhog’s Day is a time travel story. But Deathloop (the game) is a time travel story. The main reason for this is that Deathloop explicitly tells you that the loop is caused by a time machine device, where as Groundhog’s Day could be interpreted as Bill Murray having died and is now in Hell or Limbo.

The way you escape the loop in Deathloop is to get all the looping people to die and then destroy the machine. In Murray’s situation in Groundhog’s Day, the solution is to… Be a better person?

My bad. The cum canal.

I was saying “twenty oh x” in 2001. Twenty oh one. Twenty oh two. And so on. I only ever said “two thousand” for 2000. Because “twenty oh oh” sounds dumb.