• becool@kbin.social
    9·
    1 year ago

    thirsty dog f/ president

    pros:

    • mega cute
    • the handsomest boi
    • him wuv scritches
    • dookie outside
    • loves to be around you
    • make u do that thing where u think ur gonna explode out of your skin and u squint ur eyes real hard and your arms and fists shake and you say OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWA and he lay on his back and you scratch him belly and kind make a tent over him and try to hug him to death
    • if he doesn’t like somebody, then you know they’re straight up evil

    cons:

    • if you say anything bad about thirsty dog i’m probably gonna slash ur tires.’

    The choice is clear.

    • mookulator@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      1 year ago

      Certainly not the rich person represented in the meme. Gates is actually using (much of) his money for good purposes like malaria prevention and stuff.