Can’t go wrong with pizza.

Chicken fried steak, with garlic mashed potatoes and broccoli.

Pho. 2nd place: fried rice

I’d probably pick a saucer as it’s the smallest dish between cups, bowls, and plates.

Eating glass/ceramic sounds like it’d be painful so you’d really want to minimize the size of the dish.

Pho. or maybe stir fry.

That fake movie glassware would be easiest on the teeth.

Eating unfired china would be my second choice

Lasagna! So effin good.

Probably beef fajita

Do you get the health consequences of the meal you choose?

Steamed fish. There are so many variants I can effectively eat a different dish every day of the week

Peanut butter if that can pass as a dish. My favorite food by a lot. Otherwise proper Mac and cheese.

Pokebowl. In different variations. Should get most of what you need to live out of it