wart on your tart?

ignoramus sands his anus?

taco bell

ai pranks 2024

it used to be less; I think it was like 90 bucks to go from Georgia to Arizona at one point

edit: you also don’t have to pay for checked bags, when you’re broke, you’re used to accepting a lot more inconvenience to save 50 bucks or more. source: have lived the life

It’s crazy how your English got worse to the point of making no discernible counter-argument once you’re backed into a corner

I mean, is this 16-year-old working full time in this half-assed scenario of yours? Get serious.

we literally had a bunch of underpaid minimum wage employees being pressured to work and take the risk on getting infected through the pandemic because they were essential to the fucking economy and logistics of our daily lives, yet we don’t want to recognize that as essential anymore because someone else has brainwashed you into it for no reason you’ve been able to elaborate. The 16-year-old needs to be compensated at the same rate as someone who does it for a living, proportional to the hours they work. It’s kinda wild how you’re angling to argue for underpaid child labor. This guy’s gotta be one dusty mf to think like that.

Yes, but spending the money creates more of an incentive and more pressure to figure out how to skimp on payouts

like I’m sha- shabba ranks?

au contraire, fakeSHU

fuck yeah.

By and For Karens

gotta get that bbc.

British Broadcast Corporation - they’ll sure give Hallmark a run for their money.

no.

I would watch a satire based on this.

Yeah, like I’ve always tipped the “standard” (15% here) as the minimum in the worst cases, my standard is 20-25% or more depending on the bill and time of service, et cetera; and they still had their panties in a wad over the idea that their brilliant shortcuts weren’t that brilliant and that someone might still see through them or at least appropriately judge their service over them, intentional or not.

edit: at the time it was 25% or more; I’ve only adjusted it slightly because I don’t make as much anymore, and even then it’s mainly when it’s a large bill, and I’m by myself, and either the service was just sub-par, or it was a very fast but expensive meal. Good eating is my vice.

beaucoups

mArXiSm

go actually read Marx, dude was smart af.

or not enough

fuck yeah!