My spouse had a suped up Challenger named Gurtrude. It was a funny reaction when people saw it for the first time. They expected a beater.

Yeah, if a parent yells at me for grabbing a kids hand to keep them from running into traffic, I will look them in the face and tell them that I will just let their kid get smeared for 80 yards next time.

I have no patience for that.

Wewt

Nope. I actually never want to be described as nice.

Fair, though? Yes, I would like to think that I am fair.

I regret…nothing.

Double-check the physical size of your NVME. Some laptops have a smaller M2 form factor than desktops.-

*in a right to work stste

See the first example.

It could either be:

1. The rapist did not disclose the conviction
2. The HR group didn’t perform their due diligence with background checks

OR

1. The rapist was not convicted

OR

1. Charges were never filed

OR

1. Charges were filed but dropped later on

I mean…you could ask if they are pickled.

I support your preference for communication, though.

Tyler Childers - Long Violent History

It’s the worst that it’s been since the last time it happened It’s happening again right in front of our eyes There’s updated footage, wild speculation Tall tales and hearsay and absolute lies

Been passed off as factual, when actually the actual Causes they’re awkwardly blocking the way Keeping us all from enjoyin’ our evening Shoving its roots through the screens in our face

Now, what would you get if you heard my opinion Conjecturin’ on matters that I ain’t never dreamed In all my born days as a white boy from Hickman Based on the way that the world’s been to me?

It’s called me belligerent, it’s took me for ignorant But it ain’t never once made me scared just to be Could you imagine just constantly worryin’ Kickin’ and fightin’, beggin’ to breathe?

How many boys could they haul off this mountain Shoot full of holes, cuffed and layin’ in the streets ‘Til we come into town in a stark ravin’ anger Looking for answers and armed to the teeth?

Thirty-ought-sixes, Papaw’s old pistol How many, you reckon, would it be, four or five? Or would that be the start of a long, violent history Of tucking our tails as we try to abide?

Or would that be the start of a long, violent history Of tucking our tails as we try to abide?

Or just stay in the shower with your shower beer and it ends up being a self cleaning problem.

Shower orange!!!

I assure you that they spoke just as harshly about you when you were not around.

I’ll give you $5 for it!

Bletted Medlars sounds like a Gaelic insult. Or a band name.

Vitas! I much prefer Vitas - Opera #2 for that really weird vibe.

PROTON!

Not so! I won’t go down for this!

February. (US pronunciation)