People with bionic eye implants are going blind again after the gadget expired inside their bodies. More than 350 people have a discontinued retinal implant in their eyeballs. The invention was once a cutting-edge option for restoring sight, but it has been replaced by newer technologies.

Are the tankies in the room with us now?

Is that an earring?

Kamala proposed a corporate tax hike. They will be pulling out literally All. The. Stops.

Surely My beloved copyright destroying ultra litigious art sweatshop wouldn’t use my one time free trial to their streaming service to limit the liability of my children’s deaths at their hands.

Personally I’m glad. I hope they had a bad enough experience that Ubisoft stops being a fucking money factory with it’s terrible products.

In an ancient time a young boy discovering the true capabilities of his mother’s laptop decided to save a relic for later use by printing it. No matter how many times he pressed the print command the printer did not respond.

The next day his mother returned from the office with an exasperated expression and a red swollen complexion claiming a hacker had caused her computer to print so. So much porn.

Graphite dust is a bitch in zero G

That’s cute honey, now rendition the criminals we tell you to and stay out of our military bases.

Beat the thang up so hard I trigger relentless endurance.

Yes but they still have interior and exterior moisture, and evolved from plants that weren’t always in a lake. And I suppose occasionally grow in temporary bodies of water.

Some of you only ever had tests graded by a Scantron and it shows.

Surface area is evaporative exposure and frost exposure, might not matter much to temperate acclimated plants but it may be an evolutionary holdover. Also plants don’t really expend energy to modulate their bodies. It’s more about moving water around their internals.

Moving may also prevent some fungus or algae colonization.