Urethra Franklin

TAKE OFF, EH!

STOP!

EVERYBODY CRAP YOUR PANTS!

(Or whatever the Cha Cha Slide said)

I came in to say something similar.

Good to see cynicism is alive and well.

Personally, I had to get rid of iceburg lettuce. Too spicy.

I like my coffee like I like my women…

Dark…

Strong…

With a spoon in them.

A penne for your thoughts on the matter?

But Sinclair stations DO sell diesel.

The only thing Flat Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

Did he say “Blessed are the cheesemakers?”

Completely missed it. My mistake.

Biblical or modern?

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.