I think the green one is misspelled. It reads:

“No llores porque termino, sonrie porque sudecio”

That almost makes sense. It should be “sucedio”.

It translates to “don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”

I thought “what a cute novelty” until I saw the price

Are you defining Americans as “people that live on the American continent and the Caribbean” or “people that live in the United States of America”?

I think OP means the former.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cryptids

Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories?

I actually do, and I know I’m not alone.