I can’t speak to lions and mice, but chickens or even just birds in general will peck at anything smaller than them that moves.

Yeah, I saw that documentary. They would even sometimes team up with yellow triceratops.

No, because that would be too clever and only nerds would get it. But I like where your head is at.

Better than beans and Stroganoff.

…I think.

I wouldn’t, but I would download a hospital with said receptionist and doctor and wife.

I’m gonna play them a song on the world’s smallest violin.

I’m so glad I’m not the only person that gets the same “theme park” vibes from MMOs. It really takes me out of it when someone is doing the same quest as me but is a few steps ahead so they trigger a unique animation or dialogue from the quest giver, and then I experience the same animation or dialogue a few minutes later. Kinda like waiting in line for a ride but you can hear or see some parts of the ride as you progress through the line.

No.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-is-wednesday-my-dudes

Sled dogs don’t stop to poop, but they also don’t spray their poop all over the sled driver.

That post got enough likes in 2012 so we stopped him!

Do people often wake up completely calm and collected, only to become a mess by the end of the day, making life altering decisions at night?

Yes, at least in my case. This meme speaks to me personally.

A house that’s sole purpose is to manufacture and/or sell drugs out of.

I cri evertiem

A Game Theory!

I got one for ya. I was changing the oil in my fiancée’s car and wanted to know how to clear the “maintenance required” light so I looked it up online. First result was of course someone asking the same question to some sort of car forum. The top response? “That is something the dealership can do for you”.

Motherfucker if I wanted the dealership to do it for me, I would have had them change my oil in the first God damn place! Jesus fuck that response just ruined my day. Utterly useless waste of kilobytes. Luckily the response right under his had the answer I was looking for. This happened like a month ago and I’m still pissed off about it.

Whoever has the bread makes the rules.

Do they drown in natural water? And if not, why do they die in poolwater?

I can answer the 2nd part of the question. Man-made pools have chemicals (chlorine being the main one) introduced to them as a means of stopping or slowing plants and fungus growing in them. These chemicals aren’t just harmful to plants and fungus, but to all life. We (and larger animals) are OK because there are just enough chemicals to stop plant and fungus growth, but if we drank the pool water we would get very sick. Insects, being as small as they are, are affected by these chemicals and die quickly if they do not leave the pool in time.

I do not know if these chemicals also somehow alter the surface tension of the water and therefore makes it harder for insects to leave, or makes it easier for them to get stuck in it. Hopefully someone with more knowledge can chime in.

The 1 rule of this community is to post something, anything, before you leave. So posters will say “rule” as a means of saying “I am following the rule”. Some will also write a little something followed by “rule” to make thier post a bit more interesting. This also happened on the reddit version of this community.

I wasn’t around for it, but I understand that Digg was the “it” place until they did something dumb, and then reddit was flooded with Digg refugees. It seems like history is repeating itself, or at least rhyming.