I can carry my groceries on my bike pretty easily. How out of shape are you?

Hey, I fell asleep halfway through your comment. Can you make it more engaging for me?

Peter Jackson’s King Kong

Man, where are people seeing all these cyclists? I have never seen a cyclist run a red light in my entire life but I have seen well over a hundred cars do the same thing.

Here I am, getting a PhD with an intention to teach high school.