Keep yourself alive

Seven seas of Rhye

Brighton rock

Grow up and speak like an adult

Go to China and tell them that General Tso’s is Chinese cuisine, I dare you.

Not illustrated here, but I like the one with the guy coughing his lungs out.

Mussolini came to power a hundred years ago. That’s one century. It takes a couple of years to learn English to a passable degree. How can Mussolini possibly be blamed for how badly Italians speak English today?

Fuckin’ A, man.

It’s what hot dogs crave.