I‘m genuinely wondering what took them 10 years.

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What‘s wrong with the coloring? My feet look like this xD

Gaming laptops aren’t really intended to be used on your lap (no place to put and use a mouse), at least not while you’re gaming.

For the cooling to work you need an air intake and exhaust. The intake is most commonly at the bottom because it’s the closest to your CPU which requires fresh and cool air. The exhaust is either at the back or the sides.