That was what I thought five years ago. I was on the verge of removing it, and the android Facebook app killed my phone’s battery, so delete it went.

And suddenly all my family drama stopped and if someone needs to get in touch with me, how surprising that they still found a way.

Self-professed Nazi: “Why does everyone keep macing me?”

I just had this thought where what if it wasn’t a real date, like she went on a group outing and he concocted this whole thing as a “romantic gesture”?

Maybe I’m reading too much incel lore.

I’m with you on this - I think most jewelery is gaudy AF.

But eye of the beholder and all.

Who is to say he didn’t? He probably told him this isn’t going to work out the way he thinks it will, but Delusional Man said, “Bet” and gave him a bag of money.

This sounds technically possible

If you throw something in the trash/recycle bin, it instead encodes the file into base64, then automatically tweets it out before removing it.

The question is how many tweets can you post in an hour. I can see you hitting the rate limit pretty quickly.

Real talk though. My vegetarian wife struggled to find good vegetarian meals in Oahu that were Hawaiian themed. Not that they didn’t exist. Just that they were lacking compared to most major cities in America.

Me as a BBQ eater though… Gimme dat pork butt.

(Things I brag about on my tinder profile)

For spam musubi?

This guy/girl fucks knows how to vegetarian

😢

The first law of robotics never said the pain couldn’t be emotional.

Girl is doing her best and changing what she can reasonably change within her locus of control.

I’m not offended by dicks either. I am annoyed if they charge at me like a bunch of roman phalanx hoplites.

What about a group of women charging at you, breasting boobily?

I tell my wife the same answer when she asks what’s my favorite thing about her.

My answer is always, “I’m just happy to be here!”

I heard this in my head like Andy Kaufman.

Woman: (shows her beautiful knockers)

You: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ymMyY4GNAE

I had to think about this and I just realized I’m not a self butt grabber. I do fondle my mud flaps periodically. But I also squeeze my wife’s badonkadonk and her over the shoulder boulders.

Boob pillows are amazing.

I had gay friends who also look at boobs when they see it.

In their drunkest, they were also willing to motor boat them.

I was at a tech conference job fair and chatting with a bunch of former game programmers.

I absolutely messed up when I asked one guy who worked on a famous game why they decided to do X feature, and if that was the reason for the game’s failure.

He looked me in the eyes and said something like, “I get orders from the business execs. So even if their ideas are obviously bad, if I don’t do it, I get replaced. After the game is released, good or bad, I get replaced. If the game doesn’t even get enough funding, I get replaced.”

Gaming industry seems so toxic.

That’s just furries with less steps