“I take thee at the word. Call me but love and I’ll be new baptized; henceforth I will never be Romeo.”

A line made so funny just by adding a single letter.

This disturbs me for reasons I can’t articulate.

Kyle Kinane. Super funny guy but his first couple stand up albums were like this. He definitely toned it down as time went on though. His bit about Trader Joe and Trader Jose still kills me.

I don’t think anyone here is saying the movie will be bad for not getting the Borderlands story right. I think they’re saying it looks bad because it looks like a passionless by the numbers cash grab banking on nerd pandering and brand recognition. Especially because this was the type of game that never needed to be made into a movie. I mean, the trailer has Kevin Hart yelling stuff and ends with a diarrhea joke. Nuff said.

This response was pointlessly aggressive.