Get 2 smaller stones. Put them down in front of the boulder. As you push the boulder up, kick the stones along with it, so that the stones would hold the boulder in place for you. Get to the top, and get hit by lightning from angry gods for your impudence.

The idiot who made this didn’t realize that their prompts were public, and got called out. The prompts were basically what you see in the pictures, not what they wrote.

Meditation when I remember to do it, but the real game changer for me has been floatation therapy. And combining the two by doing guided meditation while I float is amazing and leaves me feeling a high that lasts for hours afterward.

For those wondering what floatation therapy is, you enter a large tub of super salty water and lay down. Because of all the salt, you will float instead of sink to the bottom. The one I go to lets you control the lighting and allows you to listen to different sounds or music, or some guided meditation. I usually turn the lights off, float, and let the guided meditation relax my body and my mind.

There was a second part to this? I only saw the first. Although, I think I see why it was cut out…

Bringing Ducks Some Munchies

And it’s already gotten tired and annoying. Can’t wait to see how I feel about them in a week when it’s still going.

Unless it is mercury. Poisoning.

I want to see spez on the stand, having to answer why he did this. Should be good for a laugh.

and dedicate it to the worship of our disney duck overload

I refuse to believe this was a typo.

I just don’t get it.

Block the c/TheDonald community. That’s it. That’s all you need to do.

When it gets no visits, no views, and only it’s handful of users meme-ing each other, it’ll die. One of the big reasons TheDonald took off on Reddit was because of all the attention it got.

So, don’t give them attention. Don’t feed the trolls.

I’m not saying to tolerate neo-nazis. But running from them isn’t exactly a time proven strategy, either. They will exist, and it’s up to all of us to remind them that their views are garbage.

Just have it reply to every comment with the What did you say to me/Navy Seal copypasta.

I like to believe that spez has a room, down in his bunker, that is full to the tits with freeze dried dicks. Just bag after bag jammed in there so tight that the door pops open and they spill out. The door is probably labeled “Steve’s Num-Nums.”

And every night, spez sneaks down there to eat a bag of freeze dried dicks.

(Beer bottles on fingers)

Klink Klink

Klink Klink

I’m seeing this post on Lemmy.

She gazes upon her realm from her throne.