But you have to agree that a pizza shouldn’t be sitting out for 50 minutes before it leaves the store.

In an ideal world sure, but we live in the real world with real world limitations…

I too, would love to live in an ideal world where ideals override simple facts.

But that isn’t the real world, and frankly, will likely never be true.

So get over yourself and get used to existence, you abominable dirt-head.

No, they don’t. It was done away with for many important reasons, including but not limited to:

-people intentionally giving the wrong address so that it takes over 30min, costing everyone from the driver to management both time and money

-drivers speeding to meet their time quota, and causing wrecks at increased rates

-driver shortages, amplifying the last point

I worked for dominos as recently as last year. The number of people that still try to scam you over the 30min/free rule is asinine, and at least twice a week I had to explain to would-be customers that 30min/free hasn’t existed in at least 30yr for a lot of really good reasons. I’ve even had customers ask if they could tip “extra” to get it sooner. Unless you’re tipping enough that everyone involved (cook, dispatch, driver) gets as much as the order’s base cost (multiplying order price by 4 at minimum), we’re never going to do that.

Man, I decided to do just that, and it was almost exactly what I thought (minus the technical words): if a velociraptor can do a metric fuckle of damage with their two hook-toes, a T-Rex with 2 of those on each hand can fuck something up, presuming it’s close enough (which, as the T-Rex head/bite-force, and distance from the jaw suggests), would have been pretty frequently.

Even if each claw only did a little damage, that’s still a lot of blood loss throughout the conflict, and the T-Rex would be more likely to win.

Doctor, looking at Garfield: “didn’t we meet in 1930s New York? I think there were pigmen?”

I was gonna correct you to say, "fuck right wing republicans, but then I realized there’s no real difference. 🤷

Nah, the fuckedness actually gets multiplied.

Who ever said anything about swimming? Are you just trying to deconstruct the points I made that you don’t understand? I mean you clearly have some kind of disorder, disassociative at least. Enjoy being constantly lauded for your understanding of sciences (or lack thereof).

Humans are literally entirely chemistry at all times. Literally anything that makes you happy/comfortable releases dopamine in your brain. Even dopamine can become addictive if applied too often, the ‘withdrawal’ would be feeling down cause you’re not as happy as usual.

You can be happy or not happy with relationships, which can cause your (misguided) definition of addiction to dopamine, and almost no part of that scenario involves external chemicals.

And all of that is just one example. You really need to attend a high school chemistry and/or biology class.

I can’t express the embarrassment I feel from how long it took me to understand this.

But it certainly sees you.

Relevant

https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc?si=gq47jf3f2T1AZz93

Unfortunately for us Americans, the railway industry was privatized long ago, and they consistently lobby for things to only move in their favor.

Yes, they do. Which is why they’re only giving citation for the ones that DID do the work that made them comfortable, instead of the people that capitalized (note the phrasing) on other people’s hard work.

I thought I got the meme until I clicked your link (knowing full well what it would be), but didn’t grasp the reality of it until I was like 4 links deep.

I’ve seen the memes but holy shit it’s real.