DancingIsForbidden

Just dry hump on a waterbed like the weird Mormon kids. No penetration, no purgatory!

I now identify as a goat (for Braxton only). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

GET IN LINE I WAS FIRST THAT DICK IS MINE

So can this whole confrontation be avoided if I offer your cat some milk?He looks angry and I’m sure this was all a misunderstaIM SORRY PLEASE DONT HURT ME ANGRYCAT

he’s a speze of shit

I lurk the Reddit’s onion site using tor and turn JavaScript off. I don’t even have an account there anymore so I can’t comment on anything. This way they don’t get any advertising dollars from me. But it’s the best way for me to keep up with what’s new and upcoming in some special fields that I’m in.

Your drivers license has a picture.

Yes, and per the definition, this is not a biometric. Or is there some way around this?

There was an article a few days ago about the Western world moving to universal digital IDs verified with biometrics to replace passports and that is quite significantly different than a picture I took 4 years ago on a bad hair day pre COVID.

eventually the feds will require your biometrics to even get a driver’s license, so it will explicitly be the law that that information be openly accessible (or at least verifiable) for you to even reasonably exist (the alternative is to not drive or be able to access any services which require ID).

this is inaccurate. the only thing that hurts in your thirties is your financial security and your aesthetic pride

sincerely, a millennial who had a birthday yesterday

I’ve never cringed so hard while choking with laughter.

.69 in 2050!

Future, nice.

oh dear God, I can’t imagine. no way you aren’t getting off that flight in need of some trauma therapy, and probably reconstructive nose surgery.

True, though it would be horrifically uncomfortable to be forced to sit like that for 4 hours without the ability to shift positions. have your nose so close to somebody’s fart hole who just spent an hour at the airport’s cold stone creamery for an international flight.

Is this what you meant?

Seems happy to be probably smelling some bodies vacation diet farts for an entire international flight. Imagine the farts you’ll be subjected to sitting under somebody who spent a week in Indonesia or Thailand absorbing the spicy local cuisine.

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meh, I just thought it was funny. this is a meme sub. let’s calm down?

this you?

I see you pop culture reference and I raise you:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_Bed:_The_Bed_That_Eats

This is yet another reason why it’s better to drink at home, by yourself!

All you have to do is give the bartender a handjob at the end of the night!