Djeanni.

I guarantee you that’s where Turnip’s team got the slogan. Some unpaid internet played the game and mentioned it as Orange was walking by.

Why is King Kong doing a stripper dance?

This is what happens when you traumatise your potential law enforcement to make them a gang rather than training them to be police officers. Great job, Uncle Sam!

MFers be like “I’m an alpha male,”

Okay bro, tell me more about how you’re a glitchy, unenjoyable mess with no content nor character.

deleted by creator

Okay, I have never even played Yakuza, and only really watched one video of one of the games, and I immediately got the same feeling. It’s uncanny.

That sounds like it should run afoul of many privacy laws around the world. Can someone more educated in this matter than I confirm that?

I mean, it stands for the Confederacy of Independent Systems, but I don’t think droids generally have a sexual preference…

Honestly, the rabid part of the fuck cars crowd are letting perfect become the enemy of good enough for now. The sort of thing they want could never stand a chance of happening. Not anytime soon, not under this breed of capitalism where corporations have a say in the government.

EVs are good enough to slow down emissions to the point where maybe our descendants will have enough time to shift public opinion and get rid of cars entirely. Until then, cars are going to stick around, best thing to do is compromise for now, and use the time bought to have a chance of getting everything you want later.

Sonic is a speed addict, confirmed.

Just looked it up. Everything I know is a lie. Thank you, kind stranger on the internet. I’m going to go have an existential crisis, now.

Actively wrong.

PE(MD)(AS).

Parenthesis comes first, do everything in each of them as though they were a whole equation to themselves.

8/2(2+2) = 8/2(4)

Then you do your exponents. The equation doesn’t have any, so we can go ahead and skip those.

Multiplication and division are the same operation, just flipped around, so you go left to right and do those as you come across them. A number next to a parenthesis means multiplication, so to simplify:

8/2(4) = 8/2x4

8/2x4 = 4x4

4x4 = 16

Addition and subtraction don’t have any weird effects on the outcomes of each other, so you go left to right and do them as they come up. This equation has no more addition or subtraction to do, so we can consider what we have left our answer.

Therefore: 8/2(2+2)=16

This is straight from the textbook. You are wrong, and so are your purpose-built calculators.

EDIT: Replaced * with x to avoid italicising.

I mean, the Sailor faces look like in Shadows of Rose when you get your face eaten by the zombie creatures. Like, almost every single sailor face.

Why is it that some of the monster’s faces look more human than every single one of the Sailor’s faces?

One of the more comprehensive answers I’ve seen that accurately explains why real investigations take so long.

“Inches in 8.33 feet”

“Mm in a foot”

Fool, the scientist in me is infuriated. Good work, mate!

Dunno where I was expecting that to go, but it was not where it ended up going. It’s actually hilarious.

Honestly, the guy was just playing the game corporations have been setting up and playing for decades.