“I wish you wouldn’t drink so much, Bert”

Is that why your dog loves you?

H I J K W Y 😢

Rodney, after Dave.

All the main Splinter Cell games. Relics of a time when Ubisoft games were good.

A realistic singleplayer shooter game with multiple settings from WW1 right through to the Vietnam war. Extensive maps, vehicles, and weapons. You can play anything from an infantry soldier to the captain of a battleship or pilot of a bomber.

Closest thing to that is the Arma games.

I feel the same way about a lot of modern hip-hop and pop music. I really enjoy the music but I just can’t relate in any way to the bragging lyrics about having loads of money.

Feel like I’ve heard the Lamborghini Urus casually mentioned in about a dozen UK hip-hop tracks over the past 6 months…

They are hardline Marxist-Leninists, something that is very rare in the western world even amongst those who identify as leftist or socialist. If their views make you uncomfortable, then you’re not a ML, which is okay.

Left-wing politics is a very broad spectrum, and a lot of Lemmy users lean towards the more moderate end which brings them into conflict with the more radical communities that are Lemmygrad and Hexbear.

That’s all there is to it.

It’s a phenomenal game, probably the best I’ve played since Red Dead 2

When I was like 17, someone on the internet called me “pizza face” for absolutely no reason after seeing a picture of me. I had really bad acne at the time, so my face resembled a pepperoni pizza.

It’s funny now when I think about it because it was a great insult. But I have to admit they successfully offended me.

I don’t think it’s inherently bad. But if you’re a person with a tendency to become addicted to certain “vices”, then it can become problematic.

A third competitor for Android and iOS would be amazing. But not if it’s Amazon…

• How to say “I want a refund for this poor quality copper, Ea Nasir” in ancient sumerian

So glad I held off on buying one before. Now if I do decide to get one, I’m definitely gonna go for a beefy 1TB model.

Smashing it to pieces is good practice

A true battle of good Vs evil

Same. I don’t miss it. I’m really enjoying Lemmy and the fediverse!

Somebody has ate the onion!

Dear [Applicant],

Thank you for your interest in joining our flock at KFC. We appreciate your enthusiasm and the time you took to apply for the position. However, after careful consideration, we regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you the job at this time.

We know this news might ruffle your feathers, but please don’t be too chicken to apply again in the future. We’re always on the lookout for talented individuals who can help us spread our wings and fly higher.

We hope you won’t feel too cooped up after receiving this letter. We’re sure you’ll find a nest that’s just right for you soon.

Best of cluck,

KFC

I hope this letter made you chuckle! 🐔🤣

I’ve always had a thing for women about 10-15 years older than me that are in a position of authority or expertise. The confidence, experience, maturity, and professionalism are just sexy.