Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism it’s just the opposite.

“If elected, I will stop all those other sheep from crossing the border and stealing your food!”

Who’s Steve Jobs?

Put them in your shopping bag and sort it out later.

Which one?

Bec de corbin?

I cured my back pain with squats and deadlifts.

See also: Caesar salad.

I’ve always assumed it’s Gabe Newell getting revenge for all the fat jokes he’s endured.

First there would need to be something worth conserving.

The second picture is a bicorn.

Why not show a one-horned rhino instead?