The End is Nigh(tly updated, don’t worry)
I literally have all the episodes and only deleted just that one. so, fuck you OP for reminding me. that episode doesn’t exist and I never lost a pet and fuck and shit and spiral and goddammit and fuck and uuuuugh…
I will pick at 3 day old leftover fish sticks with my fingers at 8am. Try to stop me.
Van Halen finger tapping the fretboard. Didn’t last as a trend, but every guitar player tried it at the time.
Les Claypool from Primus playing lead bass. That was so unique, I don’t think anyone really copied it. A watershed moment anyway.
Neil Pert YYZ or the solo from Tom Sawyer. Same reaction from drummers as guitarists for Van Halen. Blew everyone’s mind as to what was possible by one drummer.
Obviously there was nothing like Jimmy Hendrix either, but there was so much new and experimental music at the time he unfortunately gets lumped into “60’s music” IMO.
The MC5’s performance at the Chicago DNC in 1968 (and by extension Punk Rock). “Kick out the Jams, MOTHERFUCKERS!”
There is a hole where your soul should be, you liar. I bet you never pee in the shower too? again, you liar.
Billy Ocean intensifies
As long as I choose the uniform.
Monday: Cheerleader.
Tuesday: Policeman.
Wednesday: Astronaut.
Thursday: Catholic School Girl.
Friday: Priest.
Saturday: Hooters Waitress.
Sunday: NFL Linebacker.
Don’t come in here! I’m…uh…checking my bank statement!
There was a tornado in Oceano, CA a few days ago. A small one, but there have a been a couple others in recent years. So thats a new, fun thing to prepare for.
I bought an apple watch out of fomo because my wife had one. I could not for the life of me figure out what this fucking thing was for. Like, do I need another reminder to look at my phone? I don’t need the “health” app either. The watch “faces” are in such a walled garden limbo its fucking embarrassing. If anything, it reminds me of its limitations more than any potential. Move that feeling to something you strap to your face and lug around a tethered 2 hour battery. Do you wear it out to dinner? Or around the house to what, look at your own stuff? Is it just to watch movies on? I can’t think of a single application that is better because of it. The tech for a pilot or racecar driver or any other headsup display need is already out there. Its redundant and extremely gimicky. When you see a product like this you can tell there is panic in the R&D department.
thats called being a professional chef.
Me. I’m the guy. I freelanced a lot for a few years. Mostly part time multi-week/month gigs. Every new company that brought me in had a guy already there with my first name. Not a rare name, but not a common name either. Within two weeks of my start dates, those people would be fired. It happened three jobs in a row.
Early internet joke/hoax sight was “drill a hole in your head”. pictures of people with drills in hand and bloody bandages looking all blissed out. I think it was shocking for some because the internet was so new people didn’t think you just blatantly lie without a disclaimer.
I even have a PCIe slot open. My wife hates open slots. Makes me sad.
not if it’s metric
its just a prank. usually something that sounds like a rattle when you shake it and snaps or pops when you open it. good for scaring kids.
also an envelope full of “rattlesnake eggs”
solid work for and from the meme community.
Its a loading zone and I am loaded.
one mustache between two men is a mustache for both men