White people are never illegal immigrants, they simply made an administrative mistake. Unless they’re from Eastern Europe. Then they are all dirty illegals.

And they make you better as well, it’s a two way street.

I can feel my arteries clogging just by reading the name.

Fried butter? (The fact that this is a real thing is worrisome)

How many diet Coke and Big Mac is that?

The fact that it’s not zero is so weird.

• “Sooo here’s a scam, proved to be a scam, based on a scam”
• “Oh so it’s natural, so it works!”

Even their Wikipedia page mentions it, I love it.

MeowMeowBeenz would work wonders.