Central Illinois book lover, cat lover, CPA

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Cake day: June 3rd, 2023

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  • —Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.

    —That’s as may be, but it’s still a frog!

    —What else?

    —Well, don’t you even take the bones out?

    —If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?