FALGSConaut [comrade/them]

Do we know what his reddit username is? Because if he gets harassed enough maybe he’d buy reddit too

I love committing voter fraud. Every election day I do a road trip and see how many times I can vote. My apartment is wallpapered in “I voted” stickers 10 deep. I am responsible for every single Bernie Sanders write-in vote in 2020.

Fun facts, back in the day people would often move their entire camps to the site of a moose kill rather than trying to transport the body any distance, it was easier to pack up and move everyone than drag a moose through the forest and brush

Yea, probably some drek about how he forgot to include human nature in his calculations. No comrade Sheldon for us I guess

Wait, so canonically Sheldon is a communist?

Al Jazeera, Telasur, and CBC for the most part, though no where is perfect and all have their blindspots/weaker areas. Plus a bunch of assorted other sources on a lesser basis (BBC, guardian, independent, fox if I want a peek into brain) and hexbear news megas of course

Bears love apples

I always wanted to be a train engineer, but being colorblind makes that impossible

There are two wolves inside me

One wants to discuss the moral obligation to commit acts of sabotage against fossil fuels infrastructure that is killing the planet

The other wants to have good opsec and not possibly incriminate myself for future actions I may or may not be involved in by posting

Disclaimer for any feds reading this: I am a clown and everything I do/say/post is hypothetical and/or for comedy only

Oh God was Alex Jones right?

https://youtu.be/9JRLCBb7qK8?si=C_khzSekemPIRNS1

Definitely the Soyuz, it’s hard to beat the safest and most reliable spacecraft

If we’re talking fictional I’d say Serenity, I love what’s essentially a tramp steamer in space with little nooks and crannies for less than legitimate cargo

Yo, can you pm me with info on that modded Spotify? Thanks!

If you don’t have one already you should get a slow cooker. Super easy to make all sorts of meals, just chuck some stuff in it in the morning and come back some time later to a delicious hot meal.

Oil, cowboy cosplay, jacked up trucks, dumb as hell and determined to be dumber, yea there’s a reason I’ve heard it called north texas

Only because Alberta is the Texas equivalent

B-e-a-utiful

Also: Baby Eats Candy Apples Until She Explodes

I ride on the sidewalk when I can because I do not want to be run over by some in a truck with a 12" lift who’s infuriated by having to see a bicycle

It’s got a holy motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it’s got holy tires, holy suspensions, holy shocks. It’s a model made before the protestant reformation so it’ll run good on regular indulgences. What do you say, is it the new Popemobile or what?

I dunno, all the slurs and gratuitous feet shots get old. Yea I enjoy some of his movies, but scenes like his “dead [slur] storage” bit in Pulp Fiction get to be really grating.

It was cathartic to see him get immediately blown to pieces in Django Unchained, and seeing a theater full of Nazis getting machinegunned will always hold a special place in my heart