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Yeah, that makes more sense

BMX maybe?

Too late! Run away!

omg that’s not Selena Gomez, that’s Jenna Ortega lol

Nice try: It can’t be worse if I never get out of bed!

Fuck yeah, so comfy!

God damn it…

Owo

I would not describe any of them as “pretty quick” but I do know how long it takes to cook a burger and it’s never as long as I’d have to wait at these shitty places: It sure as shit doesn’t take 10-20 minutes to cook a burger on the presses they use. These corporations understaff their restaurants and pay shit wages, so, of course, they don’t get very good employees (or even if they do, why would they try very hard for that pay?)

Either an electrical problem that’s burning them out or shitty bulbs.

If you have a dimmer switch, you have to get dimmer compatible bulbs.

Yeah, I can’t remember the last time I went to McDonalds: Progressively shitty food, progressively higher prices, and increasingly lengthy wait times.

It’s not fast, it’s not good, it’s not cheap, and it’s not convenient.

If you’re aware of it, you can’t be that dumb.

If I meditate hard enough I can levitate above the terlit so I remain untouched by the dookiesplash.

Enlightenment sure is bitchin!

Look at bottom left.

Bottom left fucks.

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Fuck, I wish I had disposable income so I could buy these and surreptitiously post them up in my coworkers’ offices.

Theme: Religion

F in chat for fasc-nah, fuck em lol

Spicy waternoodles

[Catch 22 intensifies]

Horse Girls: Not even once.