Posthumously…so he died? Rip loyal delivery driver

“Crypto for Christ” was right there and they blew right past it.

Ya like jazz?

“Yewww!”

This meme was devised by a clever person, that kind of stuff doesn’t belong here!

This explains why Tom Cruise is the way that he is.

“It’s not going to work out, I only date guys that can type over 100 wpm.”

Mr. Skeltal’s origin story

Men want one two things, and it’s fucking refreshing.

This post is a fever dream and I’m all for it!

This is indeed me irl. I even have that whimsical smirk

Arent cheetahs naturally docile and friendly towards humans? Maybe you would just want pets after your cheetah-plasty

I love God so much he took the kids and filed a restraining order against me.

Ahh I should have made the title “Jars of Clay,” it’s just that was the first christian rock band that popped into my head during the terrifying PTSD nightmares I regularly experience. After long road trips with my southern Baptist mother, I am forever scarred.

“Truly wonderful the mind of a child is” - Tony Soprano

You have to travel the world attending holy Communion with your Jesus radar to find the sacred Jesus Balls to summon the mighty Shen- I mean Jesus. He will grant you one wish, unless of course we have a Dende situation, then you get multiple wishes. Too many evil wishes summons evil Shen- I mean the Devil.

Trust fall your way into a savage mauling from Siegfried and Roy’s pet tiger.

Any of these, try to hold onto your sanity!

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