FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]

“Irradiate the Roads? You don’t actually believe this do you?”

“Eh, gotta irradiate something!”

Gilligan’s ISSland

“That’s right! It’s going well…”

“Sure it is. It’s just the coming back that’s causing trouble!”

“If we stop testing right now, we’d have very few [concerns], if any.”

And that’s not even with the “real man” window extensions that stick out another 3 feet to see around all the nothing they’re hauling

“What?! No! My identity is “Truck”. And the bigger the truck the more my identity it is!”

Court documents show the charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

At least three sources of video of him committing murder, six shots worth of ballistics used to commit murder, and the body of the man he just murdered is a lack of evidence?!

🎵 We’ll send him shitty contracts
the worst we can find

He’ll have to strike through them all
and we’ll monitor his mind 🎵

I wonder if there was family drama when Tommy Boy came out:

“You can’t make a movie where the bad guy is an evil capitalist who doesn’t care about the auto-workers. That’s a direct attack on your cousin!”

It’s not what I was hoping for but that was still a fun video

Fun fact: the number of school days in the USA ranges from 170 to 185.

So at 188 we’re averaging over 1 casualty involved shooting per school day now. The meme isn’t even a joke anymore

At ERCOT’s request, the Biden administration declared a power emergency in Texas on Thursday, waiving some air-pollution rules so generators in the state could produce more electricity.

Yeehaw! The more we pollute, the worse the heat will get, which will drive even more ludicrous demand, so we can pollute more, so the heat will get worse, so the demand will get even more ludicrous, so we can pollute more, etc.

That’s the problem with kids these days: we have a world-class pandemic at home, (that is desperate for attention but you barely acknowledge anymore), but you already want to go looking for something new. I blame Tiktok

Economics

I don’t think I’ve ever had the chance to post this sincerely before…https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ