“Hey everyone! He’s got shit under his fingernails!”

I work security at a college currently. The president has their own personal bathroom with their own tp. I swapped it out with the shit I gotta use more than once.

That’s the last time I get a schmear on my bagel.

According to Mr. Cash, Sue.

Some real sketti n butter vibes from the photo.

Fuck Reagan. He created this shithole of a situation and ruined this country. I’m happy he died of Alzheimers and simply pray he was terrified and miserable in the last moments of his life.

It’s about balance of flavor for a specific treat. I consider it more of a dessert coffee. I won’t argue that it’s nutritionally a nightmare.

Yeah my B

Nah just me with a shitty memory. Thank you, fixed.

You can also rearrange the letters in “Mother In Law” to read “Woman Hitler”

Teeth in a tumbler could be anything from a kids story to the next Stephen King novel.

I only use it to make Dalgona coffee. Basically a tablespoon of crystals, tablespoon of sugar, tablespoon of boiling water. Whip it until its a really thick foam, almost like shaving cream, then you put it over some milk, ideally also lightly sweetened as the foam ends up really bitter without a shitton of sugar which I don’t prefer to use.

Instead of me asking her “how much?” She asked me “How are?” Mesmerizing.

Is Hockey whiter than Water Polo?

Annnnnnd you lost all credibility. Complete drivel.

Damn… I never even considered that being a thing but it makes so much sense hearing it.

ASSSSSSS TO ASSSSSSSS

Do you propose the same of social workers? People who work in unemployment or welfare? I understand where you’re coming from, but without protections for civilians whose information is accessed frequently for legitimate purposes, it’s a bad move.

This was my answer dawn is the shizz

I think you either mean rigor, or rigeuer, which is short for de rigeuer and more related to fashion rather than academic credibility.