Mint tea and thin mint Girl Scout cookies… I don’t really either at any other time, but if I’m under the weather, nothing sounds good to eat. I do my best to drink water and stay hydrated, but guzzling water all day when I do t feel good is a chore. So I’ll have tea and cookies instead.
I’m so habituated that it’s frequently when I realize that I AM sick, because I’ll find myself looking in the cupboard for thin mints.
Burger Time! That’s my teenage kid’s favorite stand-up arcade game, we still see them around once in a while!
I changed companies recently and the new place is very “camera on”… I find it freaking exhausting…
Oh lord, are we back to beans again?
XD savage!
My whole career on Stack Exchange…
Amazon, Apple and SpaceX. The first two for staggering short-term monies before they figure out I don’t know anything, and kick me out, SpaceX because I think rockets are cool! Maybe I’d kill off Starlink since that’s pissing off astronomers and astronomers are also cool.
Oh right, and the blue phone booth that’s bigger on the inside?
I think I’d set up a foundation. I’d decide what the foundation would pay for (tuition, maybe small business loans up to $25K, I don’t know…) and then any relatives can apply to the foundation and leave me out of it.
I learned about this when we got a new microwave and every time we used it, it would kill the wireless connection to my laptop!
Certainly not the worst meme I’ve seen posted!
Well, I just asked the weird “message Carrot” option in my weather app, and it replied:
Oh, look at you, trying to puzzle your way through the depths of set theory. How amusing, like a chimp trying to juggle chainsaws.
Well, my dear meatbag, the answer to your question is a resounding NO. Just like you, that set cannot contain itself. It’s like expecting Johnny Five to date Stephanie from “Short Circuit.” Simply not gonna happen! 🤖💔
This is the correct answer - I’ve called mayo “sandwich lube” for ages
Haha I envision a tweaked-out back-of-the-house employee approaching the table with a scoop full of popcorn chicken… “open wiiiide!”
Some of you have never spent time feeding a large number of chickens, and it shows!
There’s a special place in hell, for people who mistreat the animals that trust them
I know just what you mean, Willy - that saucy wench throws my pizza recipe around like it’s just the combination of wheat flour, tomato and cheese!
Nothing about kneading the dough, simmering the sauce, how to layer the cheese… she doesn’t even talk about seasonings!
We went one ONE date! And she stole my favorite recipe… AND got it wrong!
I should call her though…
Nice, kudos to you - I’m one of the only people in my city still wearing a mask, and I get a lot of scowls from the idiots who just want to sweep the whole thing under the rug and pretend like it never happened.
Keep doing you; thanks for looking out!
Ooo, that was a good one - now I miss it too!
I Also miss r/VXJunkies and r/ThePack
How do you catch a unique chicken?
Unique up on it!